Relax Right Now

Stressed out?  Angry? Impatient? Intolerant?

This is the Jessyz Relax Right Now technique (JRRN™).

Imagine yourself in a very public place, imagine the person or thing annoying you standing on the table, make that table three legged and wobbly.  Now imagine them wearing a really bad costume like a Gorilla or a Britney Spears outfit,  add some music preferable the Macarena , now watch them dance.

If that doesn’t crack you up, you are hopeless.

Here is some inspiration.


  • At 2009.02.04 23:29, chika said:

    I am not hopeless! ;/

    • At 2009.02.04 23:37, jessyz said:

      Didn’t think so, it works like a charm every time :-).

      • At 2009.02.05 02:21, mona said:

        OMG my parents brought my son that exact toy from Egypt when he was a baby. Lets just say the batteries “got lost” pretty quick.

        • At 2009.02.05 06:27, jessyz said:

          I got one that says “Baba fein, baba hena, 2a2olo meen beykalemo”. The batteries didn’t get lost, the whole toy did :D.

          • At 2009.02.05 10:51, Nerro said:

            LOL ya Jessy, that cracked me up 😀
            you should charge people for using your technique 3ala fekra

            • At 2009.02.05 15:30, marwa said:

              m2lzooo .. ymma 3ala “Makareena” adeh mn zaman !!

              • At 2009.02.05 17:05, jessyz said:

                @Nerro: I like to think that it is a an investment in good karma and that usually has good ROI.
                @marwa: yeah it’s really old, but it always make me laugh remembering it.