- Double Park. Double parking is an evil that should be avoided, seriously just because you are fasting does not give you an excuse to double park. Walk the extra distance and be nice to the world. Just because you are going to pray does not mean you can double park either, praying is a good thing, annoying people is bad. Balash 7ad ye7asben 3aleko keda fe Ramadan.
- Pig out. How many Ramadans do you need to learn that eating everything in the fridge and kitchen including the sink is a bad idea?
- Send corny texts. Either call or don’t bother. If you really need to send a corny SMS then it should be funny and you should still call. If you don’t care enough to call then your SMS doesn’t really matter.
- Go mosalsalat crazy. They suck anyway and you will end up complaining about how bad they are. Do something useful instead like think of non corny sms messages to send in Eid.
- Blame everything in Seyam. We”re all fasting so you are not getting any pity from me.
Generally try to be nice to people. Smile more often and be grateful that at the end of the day you will have a hot meal and enjoy it with loved ones, the world is full of people who are not that lucky.
P.S. If you really still have the need to pig out, make sure you leave some space for dessert especially if it is 2atayef, 2om 3ali or konafa nabolseya. Law sara2t esra2 gamal, wen3eshe2t e3sha2 2amar wen ettafest ettafes 3ala 7aga testahel we kol sana wento tayebeen ya welad.