My Imaginary Zero Calorie List

Somewhere in my imagination is a wish list of foods that have zero calories.

  • Anything you eat off of your daughter’s plate.
  • Cake batter when licked off of the spatula.
  • Any recipe being tried for the first time.
  • Anything that has veggies in it, carrot cake would have zero calories.
  • Dishes with names you can’t pronounce.
  • Anything you eat while cooking, it’s just tasting not really eating.
  • Anything you eat while standing on one leg.
  • Anything you eat with your eyes closed.
  • Anything you eat while talking on the phone or watching a movie.

Disclaimer:  I just wish these things were zero calories.  Unfortunately they’re not


  • At 2009.09.19 09:49, Ola said:

    I like!!

    May I add:

    Anything you eat alone

    • At 2009.09.26 13:54, jessyz said:

      Heheheheh everyone has their own personal list.

      • At 2009.09.19 23:22, Shimaa Gamal said:

        yesma3 menek rabena :)
        Kol sana wenty tayeba :)
        momken tezawedy el biscuits :) ay biscuits eaten with tea is calorie free :))) I really wish!

        • At 2009.09.26 13:55, jessyz said:

          Wenti tayeba ya Shimaa wala wenaha met2a5ara shwaya
          Can we make it with coffee too cuz I don’t like tea

          • At 2009.09.20 14:46, KJ said:


            I eat half of what I cook while cooking!

            • At 2009.09.26 13:57, jessyz said:

              Thankfully I don’t, probably just a taste here and there.

              • At 2009.09.21 15:25, gjoez said:
                • At 2009.09.26 13:57, jessyz said:

                  Very, I must have read it. I am guessing either you really made an impression or great minds think alike 😀

                  • At 2009.09.23 22:27, Cinderella said:

                    please add to your oh so perfect list..

                    when we eat when we are happy
                    and when we eat with our partners and both of us are happy 😀

                    that doesnt count too btw 😀

                    • At 2009.09.26 13:58, jessyz said:

                      hehehehe when we are happy we can eat. Mesh mohem ba2a ma3a meen

                      • At 2009.09.26 13:31, Dina El Hawary - dido's said:

                        LOL .. I wish ana kaman :)

                        I would add:

                        – Anything you eat in the dark while nobody is watching
                        – Anything you eat when you wake in the middle of the night and chek on your fridge for no reason

                        • At 2009.09.26 14:36, jessyz said: