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My Imaginary Zero Calorie List

Somewhere in my imagination is a wish list of foods that have zero calories.

  • Anything you eat off of your daughter’s plate.
  • Cake batter when licked off of the spatula.
  • Any recipe being tried for the first time.
  • Anything that has veggies in it, carrot cake would have zero calories.
  • Dishes with names you can’t pronounce.
  • Anything you eat while cooking, it’s just tasting not really eating.
  • Anything you eat while standing on one leg.
  • Anything you eat with your eyes closed.
  • Anything you eat while talking on the phone or watching a movie.

Disclaimer:  I just wish these things were zero calories.  Unfortunately they’re not

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