Friday’s Five: Clever Comebacks to Rude Remarks

  1. Did you actually have something interesting to say?
  2. I feel so bad you haven’t been vaccinated for stupidity.
  3. I don’t argue with stupidity.
  4. I’m not a very good victim, so you might as well stop insulting me.
  5. I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Now walk away.

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    • At 2009.11.06 14:14, ibhog said:

      There’s also my fave: “You can’t fix stupid” or “Sorry, I can’t fix stupid” 😀

      • At 2009.11.07 15:55, jessyz said:

        I like that too!

        • At 2009.11.06 19:18, loolt said:

          “I’m not a very good victim, so you might as well stop insulting me.” nice one :)

          • At 2009.11.07 16:20, jessyz said:

            I can’t wait to use it soon, not that I want someone to be rude, but still.

            • At 2009.11.08 14:35, Rasha* said:

              I like # 1 & 4
              those i could use.
              the others are good too but if i used any of them it means that i’m angry and if i’m angry…i just won’t remember words…not any more…i just turn into a shot gun 😀

              • At 2009.11.11 11:30, jessyz said:

                I was thinking of printing them and keeping them in my wallet.

                • At 2009.11.08 20:54, Hicham said:

                  “I don’t argue with stupidity” because they are too stupid to see their own :)

                  • At 2009.11.11 11:43, jessyz said:

                    كل داء و له دواء إلا الحماقة أعيت من يداويها