- Did you actually have something interesting to say?
- I feel so bad you haven’t been vaccinated for stupidity.
- I don’t argue with stupidity.
- I’m not a very good victim, so you might as well stop insulting me.
- I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Now walk away.
There’s also my fave: “You can’t fix stupid” or “Sorry, I can’t fix stupid”
I like that too!
“I’m not a very good victim, so you might as well stop insulting me.” nice one
I can’t wait to use it soon, not that I want someone to be rude, but still.
I like # 1 & 4
those i could use.
the others are good too but if i used any of them it means that i’m angry and if i’m angry…i just won’t remember words…not any more…i just turn into a shot gun
I was thinking of printing them and keeping them in my wallet.
“I don’t argue with stupidity” because they are too stupid to see their own
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