This was taken this morning in Salmiya not in some rural area.
I kid you not! I have nothing against urban chicken farming, but this is surreal. Thankfully the rooster or chickens did not cross the road or I would have had to ask them why.
I am afraid of chickens.
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Because sometimes they complain about things that we feel too, such as colds and rheumatic pains, and then we understand that they are people just like us.
Because while our armies invade other countries, they remain firm in their private and inexplicable war to put an end to all the cockroaches in the world.
“Genius is no more than childhood recaptured at will, childhood equipped now with man’s physical means to express itself, and with the analytical mind that enables it to bring order into the sum of experience, involuntarily amassed.”When was the last time you skipped or hopped? When was the last time you giggled like a 2 year old? Jumped up and down until you felt dizzy?
This site has lots of ways to unleash your inner child. Here are some examples:
Waskilly Wabbit
Say “aah-eeee-ahh-eee” with a deep voice, but relax your face and shake your head back and forth hard and fast so that your cheeks flap. Sounds like Elmer Fudd when he’s trying to shake off the dizzyness that comes from being hit on the head. Try this next time you get flattened by a falling anvil, see if it helps.
Dry your tongue!
Get a clean cloth or paper towel. Stick out your tongue, then dry it thoroughly with the cloth. Keep sticking it out so it will air-dry a bit more. Now challenge your friends to feel your dry tongue surface. Weird and creepy. Grab the hands of an unsuspecting passersby, and force them up against your warm dry tongue.
Zen Fluid Dynamics
Sit in a sunbeam in a dimly-lit room. Light a stick of incense, hold it vertically, then move it upwards and stop suddenly, with a jerk. A perfect smoke-ring will be launched from the burning tip. Move the incense upwards, then suddenly jerk downwards, then repeat. You can launch fast smoke-rings through the center of slow ones, create side-by side rows, etc. In a draft-free room they persist for ages, and soon the air will be full of huge grey thin circles. Contemplate the silent Chaos.
These are sad days, the situation in Gaza keeps getting worse, people are being killed, starvation and other catastrophes are hitting the world hard.
You have two options, you can either glue your pretty little eyes to the TV, drive your blood pressure up Mount Everest or you can do something about it.
When you get a “half-empty” glass, you can always find a smaller glass.
Nobody likes a negative person, even the negative people themselves.
It makes people curious, they have this need to find a reason why you are so positive and will either end up being jealous or thinking you are seriously lucky.
It should attract positive events, but even if it doesn’t you will be thinking positively so it doesn’t really matter you can always think positively about the bad things that happen.
It’s the “in” thing to do.
You’re already tried negative thinking and that works perfectly by attracting negative events. Now you should try positive thinking to prove if the negative events follow you either way or not.
I can’t think of anymore but you are a positive thinker now so you can positively imagine I came up with 9.
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This is totally for fun. Positive thinking is the next best thing to chocolate. From the book Are ya Bovvered?, 500 reasons not to give a shit.
Positive people are annoying as hell. When something really shitty has happened and you just want to wallow in your own worthlessness, they always trot out platitudes like “there’s plenty more fish in the sea” or “it just wasn’t meant to be” or “maybe it’s for the best”. Arrrgghhh.
It’s pseudo mind-fooling crap which helps sad losers tolerate their miserable pointless lives.
If you think the worst, you can never be disappointed.
Why should someone starving in Africa think positively – exactly – proving that it’s a decadent upyour- arse Western way of dealing with the world when life gets too comfortable.
Thinking the best of people gets you screwed over every time.
Shit happens, regardless of whether you are thinking happy thoughts; life really sucks most of the time – deal with it.
X-Factor auditions: Ten thousand wannabe twats who are living proof that thinking positively about your worse than meagre abilities
makes you look a twat
wastes everybody else’s time
turns you into fodder for exploitation TV culture.
Maybe if Americans weren’t so goddam smiley smug positive all the time they would look around them and realize that they’ve destabilized the Middle East, they are stopping the rest of the world from saving the planet, their president is a complete retard and everybody hates them.
Behind every cloud the sun is shining – yeah, but you can’t see it because there a friggin’ great cloud in the way.
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