Funny Tea Ad

Because what you know about Arabs shouldn’t just come from Jack Bauer.

Queen Rania of Jordan’s Top Ten reasons she has started her own YouTube channel. It is so funny I was laughing hysterically. {via And Far Away}.
She’s rocks!

Lipstick and Candles

When I was around two my mother left me with my father for a couple of hours to run some errands. My father decided that we could take a nap and we both did fall asleep. Apparently I decided to wake up and play and since he always was a heavy sleeper he didn’t wake up. I found my mother’s red lipstick and decided to paint my face, my clothes, his face, the bed sheets, the curtains and everything else my two year old hands could reach. My mother came home to a full load in the washing machine.

Today I was baking some brownies and was in the kitchen for 6 minutes and left little Lulu in the living room to play, I heard a noise that I wasn’t really expecting and ran out to see. There was the little innocent angel all covered in red candle wax.  She had managed somehow to pull herself up to the TV table and pull down my red candle and dig her nails into it.  That was not enough fun so she somehow got candle wax in her toes as well, her clothes, my cream colored carpet and the bamboo place mats.   The look of triumph on her face was hilarious.  Miraculously though she did not try to taste it and was just happily making a mess when I caught her.  I ended up washing her up and cleaning the mess.  She enjoyed the washing part because she’s a little ducky who loves water and splashing around.

I had to call my mother and tell her what had just happened and she reminded me that I too had a fondness for painting the house red.

The coffee song

I saw this yesterday, since my French is quite poor I could only decipher some of it. Here is a subtitled version.

Yup I too want the serenity

Tongue Twisters

Out loud now, try saying these quickly;

A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: “I’m a bitter biter bit, alack!”

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

And in Arabic

  • بطتنا بطّت بطن بطتتكم بطتين وبطة يا هل ترى بتقدر بطتكم تبط بطن بطتنا بطتين وبطة
  • عنزتنا الحلطة الملطة القرعة القرطة جابت ستة حلط ملط قرع قرط اجا الذيب الاحلط الاملط الاقرع الاقرط اكل الست الحلت الملط القرع القرط

Control a Kid Remote Control

Kid Remote Control

I saw this and actually thought that we had crossed the bounds of technology and did the impossible of finding a way to control kids.  I love the “Grow up” button, although I might be tempted to use it on childish adults not kids.

Kid Remote Control

If I were a cupcake

I would want to be a sesame street cupcake, Elmo probably.

Sesame Street Cupcakes

Sesame Street Cupcakes

From Martha’s Cupcake Contest.

It’s a wonderful internet


Click on the image to see the flash based story.

Procrastination is …

finding really interesting things on YouTube.