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Friday’s Five: Clever Comebacks to Rude Remarks

  1. Did you actually have something interesting to say?
  2. I feel so bad you haven’t been vaccinated for stupidity.
  3. I don’t argue with stupidity.
  4. I’m not a very good victim, so you might as well stop insulting me.
  5. I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Now walk away.

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November 6th, 2009 | Tags: , , | Category: Friday's Five | 9 comments