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My daughter and I enjoyed a lovely day out today and I learned some interesting things.
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David just had oral surgery and is wondering if this is real life? I feel so sad for the little guy, but it’s hilarious. You might also like
 Rain Clouds This is totally for fun. Positive thinking is the next best thing to chocolate. From the book Are ya Bovvered?, 500 reasons not to give a shit.
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You know those ads next to your gmail emails. They sometimes come up with the funniest things. So here you are folks 4 cheap apartments (I am not sure why anyone would go out and buy 4) in Cairo for less than 1 million. Just in case you don’t have a million dirhams (around 1.5 million Egyptian Pounds) you can always buy cheap shoes and bags and call your friends cheap to brag about it.
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Today I was baking some brownies and was in the kitchen for 6 minutes and left little Lulu in the living room to play, I heard a noise that I wasn’t really expecting and ran out to see. There was the little innocent angel all covered in red candle wax. She had managed somehow to pull herself up to the TV table and pull down my red candle and dig her nails into it. That was not enough fun so she somehow got candle wax in her toes as well, her clothes, my cream colored carpet and the bamboo place mats. The look of triumph on her face was hilarious. Miraculously though she did not try to taste it and was just happily making a mess when I caught her. I ended up washing her up and cleaning the mess. She enjoyed the washing part because she’s a little ducky who loves water and splashing around. I had to call my mother and tell her what had just happened and she reminded me that I too had a fondness for painting the house red. You might also like
Out loud now, try saying these quickly; A bitter biting bittern How much wood would a woodchuck chuck And in Arabic
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I saw this and actually thought that we had crossed the bounds of technology and did the impossible of finding a way to control kids. I love the “Grow up” button, although I might be tempted to use it on childish adults not kids.
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I got this email today it is so funny • My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION… “Just wait until your father gets home.” • My Mother taught me about RECEIVING… “You are going to get it when we get home!” • My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE… “What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don’t talk back to me!” • My Mother taught me LOGIC… “If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.” • My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE… “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.” • My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD… “If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.” • My Mother taught me HUMOR… “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.” • My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT… “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.” • My Mother taught me about my ROOTS… “Do you think you were born in a barn?” • My Mother taught me about GENETICS… “You’re just like your father.” • My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE… “When you get to be my age, you will understand.” • My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE… “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” • My mother taught me about RELIGION… “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” • My mother taught me about ENVY… “There are millions of children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.” • My mother taught me about FORESIGHT… “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.” • My mother taught me about IRONY… “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.” And last but not least… • My Mother taught me about JUSTICE… “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you….Then you’ll see what it’s like! You might also like
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