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Baby Observations

My daughter and I enjoyed a lovely day out today and I learned some interesting things.

She tortured a 3 year old girl by calling her “baby” the little girl kept telling her “I am not a baby you are a baby” only to find my little one year old insisting on calling her “baby”.  They [...]

Is this real life?

David just had oral surgery and is wondering if this is real life? I feel so sad for the little guy, but it’s hilarious.

via ParentDish

9 Reasons not to think positively

Rain Clouds

This is totally for fun.  Positive thinking is the next best thing to chocolate.  From the book Are ya Bovvered?, 500 reasons not to give a shit.

Positive people are annoying as hell.  When something really shitty has happened and you just want to wallow in your own worthlessness, they always trot out platitudes [...]

Cheap Apartment in Cairo

You know those ads next to your gmail emails.  They sometimes come up with the funniest things.  So here you are folks 4 cheap apartments (I am not sure why anyone would go out and buy 4) in Cairo for less than 1 million.  Just in case you don’t have a million dirhams (around 1.5 [...]

Lipstick and Candles

When I was around two my mother left me with my father for a couple of hours to run some errands. My father decided that we could take a nap and we both did fall asleep. Apparently I decided to wake up and play and since he always was a heavy sleeper he didn’t [...]

Tongue Twisters

Out loud now, try saying these quickly;

A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: “I’m a bitter biter bit, alack!”

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he [...]

Control a Kid Remote Control

I saw this and actually thought that we had crossed the bounds of technology and did the impossible of finding a way to control kids.  I love the “Grow up” button, although I might be tempted to use it on childish adults not kids.

Kid Remote Control

From my Inbox: Things my mother taught me

I got this email today it is so funny

• My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION…

“Just wait until your father gets home.”

• My Mother taught me about RECEIVING…

“You are going to get it when we get home!”

• My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE…

“What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don’t [...]

Mr Elephant on the trampoline

Sometimes I have no words to say.

[from Open Culture]