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All I Really Need To Know I Learned in Kindergarten

All I need to know I learned in Kindergarten

All I need to know I learned in Kindergarten

Yes, it is true.  I got this book as an audio book and listened to it while running errands.  If you saw a grown woman driving her toddler around and laughing like a loon then you saw me while I was listening to it.  Written by Robert Fulghum, it is absolutely a wonderful read/listen to.  It was just what I needed to hear.  Funny, deep, profound and totally true; his ideas were like a breath of fresh air. All I need to know I learned in Kindergarten was first published in 1986, but its wisdom is timeless and Fulghum does a great job of telling it like it is in a way even children in Kindergarten would understand it and appreciate it.  The book contains fifty short essays, ranging in length from approximately 200 to approximately 1,000 words, which are ruminations on topics ranging from surprises, holidays, childhood, death, and the lives of interesting people including Mother Teresa.  In his introduction, Fulghum describes these as having been “written over many years and addressed to friends, family, a religious community, and myself, with no thought of publication in book form.”  One of my favorite essays is the one about crayons.  He talks about how a box of crayons (I love crayons) makes adults and children alike giddy with happiness.

Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A Beauty Bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. It would explode high in the air — explode softly — and send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth — boxes of Crayolas. And we wouldn’t go cheap either — not little boxes of eight. Boxes of sixty-four, with the sharpener built right in. With silver and gold and copper, magenta and peace and lime, amber and umber and all the rest. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination instead of death. A child who touched one wouldn’t have his hand blown off. [from the book]

I am definitely going to buy this book give them away as gifts to friends and loved ones. We all need innocent childlike curiosity and cheer in our lives.

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From my Inbox: Things my mother taught me

I got this email today it is so funny

• My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION…

“Just wait until your father gets home.”

• My Mother taught me about RECEIVING…

“You are going to get it when we get home!”

• My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE…

“What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don’t talk back to me!”

• My Mother taught me LOGIC…

“If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”

• My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE…

“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.”

• My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD…

“If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.”

• My Mother taught me HUMOR…

“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

• My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT…

“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

• My Mother taught me about my ROOTS…

“Do you think you were born in a barn?”

• My Mother taught me about GENETICS…

“You’re just like your father.”

• My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE…

“When you get to be my age, you will understand.”

• My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE…

“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

• My mother taught me about RELIGION…

“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

• My mother taught me about ENVY…

“There are millions of children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

• My mother taught me about FORESIGHT…

“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

• My mother taught me about IRONY…

“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

And last but not least…

• My Mother taught me about JUSTICE…

“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you….Then you’ll see what it’s like!

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