I got this email today it is so funny
• My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION…
“Just wait until your father gets home.”
• My Mother taught me about RECEIVING…
“You are going to get it when we get home!”
• My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE…
“What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don’t talk back to me!”
• My Mother taught me LOGIC…
“If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
• My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE…
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.”
• My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD…
“If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.”
• My Mother taught me HUMOR…
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
• My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT…
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
• My Mother taught me about my ROOTS…
“Do you think you were born in a barn?”
• My Mother taught me about GENETICS…
“You’re just like your father.”
• My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE…
“When you get to be my age, you will understand.”
• My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE…
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
• My mother taught me about RELIGION…
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
• My mother taught me about ENVY…
“There are millions of children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
• My mother taught me about FORESIGHT…
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
• My mother taught me about IRONY…
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
And last but not least…
• My Mother taught me about JUSTICE…
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you….Then you’ll see what it’s like!
