Because only Captain Haddock says it best.
Sometimes you want to curse and swear so here are some of the Captain’s funniest curses (which are really not swear words)
- “Nitwitted ninepin”
- “Logarithm!” I am not sure how that’s an insult but I hated logarithms when I was still at school.
- ” Interplanetary-pirate!”
- ” Bashi-bazouks!”
In Arabic the funniest one was always “Alf alf alf melyon la3na” ألف ألف ألف مليون لعنة
Sources: Captain Haddock insult generator (yes there is such a thing) and Captain Haddock‘s insult categorized by book.
