{"id":1091,"date":"2012-02-14T21:08:36","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T18:08:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemintsinajar.com\/craft\/?p=1091"},"modified":"2012-02-14T21:08:36","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T18:08:36","slug":"i-am-having-serious-knitting-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chocolatemintsinajar.com\/craft\/2012\/02\/i-am-having-serious-knitting-trouble\/","title":{"rendered":"I am having serious knitting trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"

I can’t find the time to knit and when I do there are so many distractions and when there aren’t distractions I am slow and the one thing I did finish was too small.<\/p>\n

Exhibit A<\/p>\n

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It is way too small for my daughter. She tried it on and told me to put it in the bag “that goes to the little babies”. She is right and I hate to admit it, it is too small because I decided to eyeball it instead of get up and get a measuring tape and measure it.<\/p>\n

Exhibit B<\/p>\n

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\nI cast on days ago and progress has been so slow it is almost non existent.<\/p>\n

Exhibit C
\nThere is no picture because I cast on for a pair of socks at least 7 times, 6 toe up and 1 cuff down. With two different yarns no less. I tried provisional cast on but there were too many holes in the short row wraps. As for Judy’s Magic cast on, well lets just say that the magic was gone or perhaps lost on my socks. Even my cuff down cast on was all crooked, and I can cast on with my eyes closed normally or at least with my eyes open but in a very dark room.<\/p>\n

Seriously the Exhibit B knitting is so simple even a very beginner knitting could do it, but I just can’t.<\/p>\n

It seems that for some reason my hands are angry, perhaps almost as angry as I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I can’t find the time to knit and when I do there are so many distractions and when there aren’t distractions I am slow and the one thing I did finish was too small. Exhibit A It is way too small for my daughter. She tried…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ghostkit_customizer_options":"","ghostkit_custom_css":"","ghostkit_custom_js_head":"","ghostkit_custom_js_foot":"","ghostkit_typography":"","_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-knitting"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p10SDt-hB","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chocolatemintsinajar.com\/craft\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chocolatemintsinajar.com\/craft\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chocolatemintsinajar.com\/craft\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chocolatemintsinajar.com\/craft\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chocolatemintsinajar.com\/craft\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1091"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.chocolatemintsinajar.com\/craft\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1092,"href":"https:\/\/www.chocolatemintsinajar.com\/craft\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions\/1092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chocolatemintsinajar.com\/craft\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chocolatemintsinajar.com\/craft\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chocolatemintsinajar.com\/craft\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}